Gnome Button-Up Shirt – Mystic Mischief, Sacred Whimsy, and the Wisdom of Weird
The Gnomebody’s Business Button-Up is a full-on celebration of the weird, the wise, and the wonderfully unexpected. Covered in trippy garden guardians with glowing beards, swirling hats, and a smirking sense of cosmic mischief, this shirt turns the idea of “normal” on its head. It’s a visual storybook for the rebels of reality—the ones who find truth in humor, clarity in chaos, and power in play. Every inch of this shirt is layered with enchanted detail: mushrooms, vines, radiant geometry, and the kind of color that says, “I bend the rules just by existing.”
This isn’t about fitting in. It’s about making space for the parts of you that never wanted to. The dreamer. The weirdo. The healer in disguise. Because gnomes aren’t just cute—they’re ancient protectors. They remind us to laugh, to guard our peace, and to know that magic often hides in the most unexpected places.
Made with soft, breathable fabric and a relaxed fit that moves with ease, this shirt is built for joy in motion. And with fully inclusive sizing from 2XS to 6X, it celebrates every body that dares to live delightfully off-script.
Every purchase supports mental health crisis intervention, especially for Veterans who deserve healing, belonging, and a little bit of magic in the mix. Because humor saves lives. And weirdness heals.
Stay weird. Stay rooted. Stay free.
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Oversized fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Blank product components sourced from China
Disclaimers:
• In areas where the fabric is double-layered, details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
• After washing, the fabric will become softer.
